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Source: condomdesgarcons
an average episode of kitchen nightmares
- owner: help me gordon ramsay why is my restaurant failing
- gordon ramsay: your food is bad
- owner: no it's not
- gordon ramsay: your kitchen is dirty
- owner: no it's not
- gordon ramsay: your decor is tacky
- owner: no it's not
- gordon ramsay: what did you ask me here for
- owner: we just don't know what's wrong
- gordon ramsay:
Source: fancycannibal
Source: westbor0baptistchurch
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via mukurohikusaba)
Source: oldprickbitches
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
(via beforus)
Source: princessfreakazoid
Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
(via mukurohikusaba)
Source: thesanityclause
i dont think im going to be able to finish this one tonight its just too much u feel
(via truxtons)
Source: become-meguca
